Wow

And you thought the BuzzOff crowd didn't like our coaching staff, check out this gem over at www.firerandysanders.com ... it's going to be an extremely long offseason in Knoxville.

New Version of Rocky Top

Once two dullards coached ol' Rocky Top,
One thin, the other quite fat.
One clapped his hands each time a pass was dropped,
The other just dipped Skoal and spat.

Three and out and let's punt the ball again,
Defense, get ready, make haste!
Wide receiver screens and draws on 3rd and ten,
All that talent to waste...

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Top,
Underachiever of the SEC.

Sanders must go. Of that, there is no doubt,
But Fat Phil's too scared to risk it.
All he really cares to think about,
Is where he might find his next biscuit.

3rd and long and let's call a shovel pass,
'Cause Sanders has doo-doo for brains.
That's why Rocky Top is ranked near last,
In scoring and offensive gains.

Rocky Top, you'll always be,
Home Sweet Home to me.
Good ol' Rocky Top,
The SEC's number three.

By the way - who thought it was a good idea to bring back Peyton Manning to get his jersey retired on the same night that Darth Visor was in town? Wasn't that destined to be a disaster from the start?