Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Ahoy! Today is National Talk Like a Pirate Day and to celebrate we're going with an all pirate blog for the day, ye scurvy bilge rats. The comment with the best buxom wench (in good pirate taste of course), the best way to hang a Hokie from a yardarm, or the best method in dragging a gobbler off the back of the poopdeck will win some booty. Argggggh.
Example: "VPI is going to walk the plank this weekend, after Reggie, Calvin and P.J stuff the turkeys back in the bung hole they came from."