Georgia Most Wanted Updated
Atlanta, Ga -
Governor Sonny Perdue announced today that two new names will top the list of Georgia's 10 Most Wanted, with Travis LaTendresse and Steve Slaton now listed as the top targets of state law enforcement. These two are wanted on a litany of charges including speeding with a ball, bowl game grand larceny, reckless endangerment of state football pride and public exposure of overated defenses. Both are thought to be armed, dangerous and surrounded by related maniacs who have assisted their crime sprees against the very fabric of the great State of Georgia. Any information leading to their arrests will be rewarded with complimentary season tickets to either Bobby Dodd Stadium or Sanford Stadium, but be careful about attempting to apprehend them as an idividual Georgian has proven to no match for either.
(Please report either of these to the authorities if spotted within the state of Georgia)
Governor Sonny Perdue announced today that two new names will top the list of Georgia's 10 Most Wanted, with Travis LaTendresse and Steve Slaton now listed as the top targets of state law enforcement. These two are wanted on a litany of charges including speeding with a ball, bowl game grand larceny, reckless endangerment of state football pride and public exposure of overated defenses. Both are thought to be armed, dangerous and surrounded by related maniacs who have assisted their crime sprees against the very fabric of the great State of Georgia. Any information leading to their arrests will be rewarded with complimentary season tickets to either Bobby Dodd Stadium or Sanford Stadium, but be careful about attempting to apprehend them as an idividual Georgian has proven to no match for either.
(Please report either of these to the authorities if spotted within the state of Georgia)
posted by Nathan at 7:45 AM
Georgia Tech Sports
1 Comments:
Actually, I've heard Dave Braine has offered to up the bounty to 4 season tickets, a hot dog, a coke, and a full body message with optional happy ending.
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